Chris's cauphonous cat









Chris' cauphonous cat,
Cat-Dillac!
Though fatter than fat
cat-ta-logged Chris'
Christmas',
catoominous
voluminous
cartoonimous
cat-man doominous!

But, Yet!
The itty bitty kitty
That came from Chris' city
Dance'n Christmas jitties!
Kitty's do-wah diddy!

Now this fat cat,
with a fat, flapped hat.
(Too fat to catch a rat)
But that is that...cat!

          What is the perfect gift for Chris?
 Treasure  
 Key to the lost city
 A new baby in the family