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What are snowmen's favorite breakfast food?     Frosted Flakes.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers.

What do snowmen eat for dinner? Ham Br-r-r-r-r-gers !

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?     Frostbite.

How do snowmen travel? Icecycles!

What happened when the snowgirl broke up with the snowboy ?
     She gave him the cold shoulder !

What did the snowgirl say to her favorite snowboy ?
     I love you SNOW much !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?   Ice caps !

What's an ig ?   An eskimo's home without a loo !

Where do snowmen go to dance ?    Snowballs !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball !

How do snowmen clean their teeth? Ice Picks !

What do you call a snowman using too much toothpaste?
     Frothy the Snowman !