What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
     Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?    Because a little water ends both of them !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?      A pineapple !

What did the big candle say to the little candle ?      I'm going out tonight !

What happens to you at Christmas ?      Yule be happy !

How long does it take to burn a Christmas candle down ?     About a wick !

 What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations ?     You get tinsel-itus !

Why do mummies like Christmas presents?  Because they're wrapped!

What did one Christmas Angel say to the other ? Halo there !

What's on Dracula's Christmas cards ?  Best vicious of the season